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That really sums it up, doesn't it? I'm Bob Bentsen, and I am here to assist you with all of your payday advance questions. Go ahead and ask away. I am your Casino host and that means I do a heck of a lot more than offer free drinks and other comps. No, I am not talking about hookers. I mean tickets to shows, and invites to private VIP cocktail receptions and stuff. You know, where the real high rollers roll. When you come to me for a payday advance, everyone is a winner. You, the Casino. The people in this country that you will turn around and give money to or the products you will spend it on -- whatever it takes to keep the cycle of capitalism alive.
In addition to the payday advance game, we offer a number of other fun activities at the Cash Loan Casino. Namely, payday loans! Cash advances! Faxless payday loans! No faxing cash loans. And so much more. All you need to qualify are...
- A valid form of I.D. That means identification.
- Some contact info that will tell us where you are at.
- A job that pays you some money so we know you're good for an advance. Otherwise, dog, there won't be a payday advance in your future. Do you understand? Your job is collateral, as they say. It's what you use as proof that you can handle a loan.
- A bank account. Either checking or savings will do the trick. But they are not going to give you a loan unless you have one or the other. What, you don't honestly think that a payday advance will come your way in an envelope, do you? It won't.
That's right, dogs. It is a cashless society that we be living in. Get used to it. Then get it! CASH, THAT IS!
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